Amazon decided they would deliver a parcel on Saturday so I quickly rescheduled my survey to Friday, and headed under grey skies towards Birkdale, getting off the train at Hillside.
I've mentioned before that sometimes I have to walk past good pubs because I'm heading for somewhere else. So I ignored the Pines and the Grasshopper and headed on to the Crown:
A standard Ember Inns, this, perhaps less twee than most? Pleasant and peaceful inside with not many customers at two on a Friday. At least, it was peaceful until something upset the dogs. I know this opinion is unpopular but I prefer dogs to be kept outside. Eventually the family and dogs left and calm was restored.
I selected Boddingtons, I don't often see the new version from Lees. Was the real Boddies this bland? It wasn't my favourite back in the early eighties when I lived in Manchester, but it was good enough. I wonder if the easy availability of very flavoursome beers (e.g. White Rat, Oakham Citra, anything from Peerless etc etc) has resulted in "ordinary" bitters seeming dull nowadays.
Once the dogs had departed I think there were only three customers in here, surely that is not enough to make a profit? Later four more people came in, and then more.
Across the road is Taylors, will it be open? Google says yes but my eyes say no. Maybe at two o'clock? I had spotted a "Sorry, we're closed" sign in the door and it seemed to still be there ... but wait, on closer inspection it has been turned round! In we go:
Just the cheerful barmaid and I in the pleasant interior of this place. I'm not sure what market they are aiming at; is it a cocktail bar? There were no cocktail or wine lists visible on the tables or on the wall. Never mind, there were two handpumps and my Wainwright Gold was tasty. I wonder if this is that fake real ale CAMRA are complaining about? Good anyway.
The decor is a bit hard to define, "contemporary" is suitably meaningless so no one can say I'm wrong! Anyway, it is pleasant and comfortable in here. Too many high tables, perhaps, but plenty of proper height seats as well.
I found myself wondering why anyone would come in here instead of the Crown over the road. What does this one offer that Ember Inns don't? That's where a good wine and or cocktail menu might come in, perhaps?
No one came or went while I enjoyed my pint. The barmaid was busy sorting out behind the counter, she was out of my vision but I could hear the slicing of lemons (guess) and then the clink of bottles being arranged.
Outside, the weather looked even greyer. Am I going to get wet? We'll see. Next, a long walk to somewhere I believe is probably closed but I need to check, the Woollen Pig. Still standing, but not open, this was a rather quirky place; mainly a bakery but offering beer including real ale and I'm sorry to find it has gone.
Next, on to the Beer Den:
A pleasant shop conversion, larger than most, perhaps two or three shops knocked through.
The friendly barmaid abandoned her position up a ladder cleaning the front windows and served me a pint of Fell Walker I think it was. Definitely past its best, I'm afraid, possibly the first out of the pump today?
Two other customers and one dog (well behaved but I'd still prefer it outside) were hardly keeping the place going, it was half three by now. I seem to recall finding this place packed last time and thinking I might have to stand. I checked my own blog, yes, that's right, it was very busy on a sunny Friday just five years and a week ago, so here's a clear indication of the decline of pub custom. Mind you, maybe they'd get more customers if the beer was better.
Now I've got a number of options. A very long walk would get me to three pubs last visited in 2022, at least one of which may well be closed. Or I could take the lazier choice and head the other way, towards Birkdale station, possibly with a call or two on the way. Lazy it is, of course...
So, on to the unusually named Upsteps:
Now this is a truly great pub and I'm glad I came here even though it's not due a visit yet - Last time was in 2024. As I approached I could hear the noise from inside. No, not karaoke, not loud music, not arguments, not even dogs barking; just a hubbub of cheerful chatter.
I tried to ease between the blokes sitting at the counter and the on-the-ball landlady/barmaid had my order before I reached the front. Two real ales on, I had Wainwright. Spot on, and it came in a Wainwright glass.
What can I say about this magnificent local's boozer? Everyone knows everyone else, and welcomes their friends when they come in. This is one of the best pubs in Merseyside, I think. One day I'll have to come here sober to see what it's really like!! Two bar staff are kept busy, that's not something I've seen so far today.
The grey weather had faded away and the sun was shining. Maybe one more now I'm on the way to the station. I was aiming for the Barrel House, a great micro pub, but hang on a moment, what's the Oosha Ba:
Well I never, a new one. The menu concentrates on wine and cocktails but they also offer six draft beers including Neck Oil, in the correct Beavertown glass.
Popular but not completely packed at five on a Friday, this tiny bar is nicely decorated including a bare brick fireplace - Is it original? Looks good anyway.
So, time for home. 4 required ticks, including one brand new one, not bad at all. And I'll be in for my parcel tomorrow!
Beer of the day: Wainwright
Miles walked: 3.2
Merseyside pubs visited in the last five years: 1,014
Maybe coming soon: Cains Brewery






























